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1. One Singh was enjoying the sun at the beach in America. A lady came
and asked him, " Are you relaxing?" Singh answered, "No, I am Banta Singh".
Another guy came and asked the him the same question.
Singh answered, "No No Me Banta Singh!"
Third one came and asked him the same question again.
Singh was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place.
While walking he saw another Singh soaking in the sun.
He went up to him and asked, "Are you Relaxing?"
The other Singh was a lot more educated and answered, "Yes, I am
relaxing."
The Singh slapped him on his face and said, "Stupid, idiot. Everyone is
looking for you and your are sitting over here!"

2. Jasmeet Kaur caught her husband Santa Singh searching high and low
all around his living room.
Jasmeet : "What are you searching for?"
Santa : "Hidden cameras!"
Jasmeet : "And what makes you think that there are hidden cameras
here?"
Santa : "That guy on TV knows exactly what I am doing. Why every few
minutes he keeps saying
'You are watching the Star World Channel'. How does he know that?"

3. Having lost his donkey a Singh, got down to his knees and started
thanking God.
A passerby saw him and asked, "Your donkey is missing; what are you
thanking God for ?"
The Singh replied "I am thanking Him for seeing to it that I wasn't
riding the donkey at that time, otherwise I would have been missing too."

4. Sardar Gurbachan Singh is appearing for his University final examination.
He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question
paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his shoes off
and throws them out of the window. He then removes his turban and throws
it awayas well. His shirt, pant, socks and watch follow suit. The
invigilator,
alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on.
"Oye, I am only following the instructions here"! It says here
"Answer the
following questions in brief".

5. A Singh goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to
wash hands but starts washing the basin instead. The manager comes running
and asks him, "Mr. Singh, what are you doing?" To this
the man replies," Oye, see the board here ---"Wash Basin".