FiVe AppLiEd MaTheMaTiCs JoKes

1. ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

2. OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

3. SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

4. GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

5. HAPPINESS & LONGEVITY
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
Married men live longer than single men, but
married men are a lot more willing to die.

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ToP FiVe EaRTHqUaKeS

1. Location : Southern Chile
Magnitude : 9.5
Date : 29 May 1960
Casualties : 32,290 dead
Cost of repair : $500 million

2. Location : Anchorage, Alaska
Magnitude : 9.2
Date : 28 Mar 1964
Casualties : 131 dead
Cost of repair : $500 million

3. Location : Tokyo, Japan
Magnitude : 8.3
Date : 1 Sep 1923
Casualties : over 140,000

4. Location : Mexico City, Mexico
Magnitude : 8.1
Date : 20 Sep 1985
Casualties : 40,000 dead
Cost of repair : $10 billion

5. Location : Izmit, Turkey
Magnitude : 7.8
Date : 17 Aug 1999
Casualties : 40,000 dead
Cost of repair : $10 billion

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FiVe EnTRePReNeURiaL qUoTes

1. I'm not sure I knew what an entrepreneur was when I was ten, but I knew that starting little businesses and trying to sell greeting cards or newspapers door-to-door or just vending machine kind of thing is.. there's just something very intriguing to me about that.
- Steve Case

2. The entrepreneur in us sees opportunities everywhere we look, but many people see only problems everywhere they look. The entrepreneur in us is more concerned with discriminating between opportunities than he or she is with failing to see the opportunities.
- Michael Gerber

3. I did something that challenged the banking world. Conventional banks look for the rich; we look for the absolutely poor. All people are entrepreneurs, but many don't have the opportunity to find that out.
- Muhammad Yunus

4. The entrepreneur is not really interested in doing the work; he is interested in creating the way the company operates. In that regard, the entrepreneur is an inventor. He or she loves to invent, but does not love to manufacture or sell or distribute what he or she invents.
- Michael Gerber

5. A real entrepreneur is somebody who has no safety net underneath them.
- Henry Kravis

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ToP FiVe bLoGs

1. The Huffington Post
Recent: Biden: US To Appeal Dismissal Of …

2. Gizmodo
Recent: NASA's Top Dude Wants Us To Get High …

3. Mashable!
Recent: 5 Fantastic iPhone Chargers to Keep …

4. Engadget
Recent: MSI X-Slim X620 keeps its ULV processor …

5. TechCrunch
Recent: Magic Wand Bomb Detector Deemed

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FiVe CaShcRaTe TiPs

1. Create a new e-mail account
You will need a legitimate e-mail account to complete surveys, but since you won’t want your real account being flooded with spam you must create a new one.

2. Learn to separate e-mail confirmations from spam
The reason you need a working e-mail is because many of your offers require confirmation in order for you to get paid. In layman’s terms, you must prove to them you are a real person.

3. Use CCleaner
Some offers on CashCrate are hosted by the same company and sometimes if your computer has already filled out one of their offers, they won’t credit you for others.
CCleaner is a free program that clears your browser’s cookies, allowing you to complete as many of the same company’s offers as you want.
For maximum profit, run CCleaner and clear your cookies after every offer.

4. Refer your friends!
As an active member of CashCrate, you are immediately placed in one of the best referral programs in the business. You will receive 20% of your referral’s earnings and 10% of their referrals earnings. The more people you refer, the more money you will make. To find your referral link, go into your Members Area and click Referral Info. Spread this link to as many people as you can and rack up the cash!

5. Don’t get burnt out!
I’ll be completely honest: filling out firms gets very boring. I don’t do it because I love it and I don’t do it because it will make me rich. I do it because it’s incredibly easy and it makes me a decent amount of extra cash for doing simple work. It’s very easy to go balls out immediately and get sick of it, which is why I divide my CashCrate-time into small, even increments throughout the week. For instance, whenever I realize I’m just sitting around online, doing nothing productive, I fire up 20 surveys, complete them and log off. It’s a large enough amount of surveys for me to make decent cash, but it’s not so many that I get completely sick of it.
I suggest you find your own comfort level in order to keep CashCrate fun and interesting.
I hope you’ve enjoyed these CashCrate tips! if so, please link them to your friends and submit them to the social sites below. Thanks and good luck.