1. Every time Big Roger attends a Chelsea game he books 2 seats.
One to sit in, the other to throw when the fighting starts.
2. Two blokes were walking through a cemetery when they happened upon a tombstone that read: "Here lies John Sweeney, a good man and a Chelsea fan." So, one of them asked the other: "When the hell did they start putting two people in one grave?"
3. I've heard that Stamford Park has arguably the best pitch in the Premiership. Well...not entirely surprising considering all the sh*t that has been on there.
4. Why do Chelsea fans whistle whilst sitting on the toilet? -> So they know which end to wipe!
5. What does Claudi Ranieri say when Chelsea score? -> Fantastic. Now let us try to get goal at other end of pitch.
Tuesday, December 8, 2009
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment